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Today I don't feel like killing anything I just wanna marry Serket Don't feel like screwing up homestuck And screw all fantrolls cause they suck No today I don't feel like killing anything Gamzee's got a moirail Revived Sollux again Jade is save with John, so is Davesprite and friends Everyone seems rather content I'll be browsing through the con While the fans are waiting for me I just like to watch them squirm While Jack Noir can't find a door key Cause I'm the god of all these freakin' fans Oh Yes I said it, I said it, this was my whole plan Today I don't feel like killing anything I just wanna marry Serket Don't feel lik

All: For a long time we've felt like some empty buckets TG: in ironic ways we kinda feel like puppets All: With our morals low and progress slow All: We're feeling kind of worn EB: Hey! Think of instead, a troll worth playing for! GG: zzz…wait huh? TT: That's what he said, a troll worth playing for. TT: I want her paler than the moon, and blood a soothing green. TG: my troll will worship all my swag, make gif's of her and me EB: I don't really care about what she'll wear or if she's groovy EB: I just want her to watch my movies! Con Air, National Treasure, Ghost Rider, yesss! :B TT: (to Jade) Now I hear that Tavros has a crush

Caliborn: Who does she think she is? That bitch has played with the wrong cherub! Gamzee: Darn right. Caliborn: No one says "no" to Caliborn! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear. Gamzee: More Faygo? Caliborn: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. Gamzee: Who, you? Never! Caliborn, you've got to pull yourself together. Gamzee: Gosh it upsets me to see you, Caliborn Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Caliborn Even when killing your chumps. There's no creature as disturbing as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and crying from you And it's not very

I'm gonna hock some swag Only got boonbucks in my pocket I - I - I'm fishing, hooking for a treasure This is fucking awesome Nah, Walk up to the glub like you all about the shell shock I'm so pumped about some shit for the prawn shop Jewels in the crown they're so damn costly That trolls are like, "Clam! She found Andrew Hussie." Swimmin in, hella deep, krillin my anemones, Prawn all yo junk, 'cept my pointy jam, for tha queen Hatin on the fish punk, gills standin' next to me Probubbly gonna shell this, smells like boonbucks to me (cashhhhh) But shit, it was all free to me! I be grabbin it, snatchin it, 'bout to go and get some fishin nets T

== > Play the Game A homestuck parody of “let it go” Lyrics: The computer screen glows bright in my face, Got the client, load it up A game that changed everything Scattered my life to the dust I’m entering the medium and I know the game don’t lie If I don’t make it back, my friends will know I tried Got to be quick, got to be swift Cause’ your life could change in a minute Type down the words, speak with the trolls Play the game, Play the game This is what you have been waiting for Play the game, Play the game Risk your life and fight Jack Noir Now you see, This isn’t just a game, Let the timeli

CONDESCE The only way to get what you want is to win my game yourself JANE You can help me? CONDESCE My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help unfortunate children like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn to. I admit that in the past I've been a nasty Your friends always called me, well, the batter bitch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light, and made a switch To this And I fortunately have a lot of power It's a talent that I always have possessed And dear heiress, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed

LOOK AT THIS MESS LOOK AT THAT GRIME WOULDN'T YOU THINK I HAD FUCKED UP THIS TIME WOULDN'T YOU THINK I'M A TROLL A TROLL WHO HAS NO FUCKING THING LOOK AT THESE TROLLS THEY'RE DUMBER THAN COAL HOW MANY MORONS CAN A SINGLE TEAM HOLD LOOKING AT ME SURE YOU'D THINK SURE HE'S NO FUCKING THING I'VE GOT RED BLOOD AND INSULTS A-PLENTY I HAVE SCYTHEKINDS AND SHARP TEETH GALORE YOU WANT A COMPUTER VIRUS? I'VE GOT TWENTY BUT WHO CARES NO BIG DEAL I WANT MORE I WANT TO BE LIKE THE HIGHBLOODS ARE BLUE, MAYBE GREEN EVEN FUCKING PURPLE USING THEIR FUCKED UP WORDS LIKE, WHAT DO THEY CALL THEM? OH, 'BATHTUBS' WITH MUTANT BLOOD, I DON

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